Issues of Snoring & Relief

Hi Friends’ well it has been a really nice week up here at the Chatham Islands from the time we have arrived, but there seems to be a problem with my snoring. Many people have commented that I have a snoring problem. I find this hard to believe as I never wake up due to the sound of the noise that I have been told that I make, but I do stir in the night to the slightest sounds that are out of the ordinary.
So is my snoring really that bad?

Well I have to admit after recording and hearing it for myself it is pretty bad!! One of my mates Wayne said to me, if there was a noise competition I would give a V8 with no muffler in a tin shed a good run for its money. Kind of harsh, I thought but it may be plausible?

Another lady I have spoken to extensively on this issue told me that she found snoring comforting as it was a sign that the person was very relaxed and content. I know what you guys are thinking! Where can a guy find such a creature on planet earth? Believe it or not there are quite a few women that find snoring of others nice! Personally the thought of going to bed listening to someone snore to be comforted is somewhat odd and unrealistic.

So what relief can me and others get, in order to awake after having a nice relaxing sleep? I have tried some of the sprays on the market but they seem to only work for a short period of time not really exceeding 6 hours. This was bought to my attention after spending some time away with my partner Jules of Dive Planet on our first trip to the Chatham Islands’

Upon arrival at the Chatham Islands last week with my mate Paul he advised me that he had found the “Ultimate” relief from my snoring. He said the trick was to get to sleep prior to my head hitting the pillow as well as placing earplugs in along with the Secret weapon! Here is a pic below of how he deals with sleeping no more than 6 feet away from me when I am snoring hard out.

When I saw this I just cracked up with laughter as it was the funniest thing I think I have ever seen, but it seems to be doing the trick as he is awaking bright fresh and bushy tailed in the mornings.


So ladies or guys if you are looking for the Ultimate Relief from your snoring buddies or partner you can achieve this for as low as a one off payment of $39.95. This includes top quality earmuffs and earplugs. You may also want to invest in some blinkers to avoid being awoken by any light when the snorer comes to bed.



Finally to all you ladies that find this sound comforting I take my hat off to you as you are a very rare breed that I am sure will be snapped up by any right minded male.

Paul; Morris

Dive And Fish